BTGBullseye

Banned for that 'picture' that you're using as an avatar.

1816 - Robert Stirling patents his Stirling engine, then known as Stirling's air engine. I want one... They're ultra efficient, and can use virtually any heat source.

Because butts don't work the way they're supposed to in chairs.

"Damn twitch..."

A/B

Awesome... I'll have to try that sometime... Right now, surfing the forum, then going to take a dump, then finish my S.P.A.Z. and Crysis 3 playthroughs.

I'm 25, and still haven't met hardly anyone in my age group (IRL, not online) that has one iota of common sense. (there are a couple, and we're friends) As for drinking... Yeah at that low body mass, you shouldn't be getting heavy drinks. (and definitely never again get the one with gold flakes in it, it's dangerous) I got over $300 worth of hard liquor poured into me on my 21st, but I was sober 45 minutes after the last drink. (Scotch, straight-up) No puking. No hangover. No memory loss. (I remember that I decided that I could act weird, and everyone would just attribute it to the drink) I also have a natural tolerance beyond just my 212lb body mass... My grandparents were all alcoholics, but neither of my parents are... I get all of the resistance to alcohol, but none of the tendency towards alcoholism. (I'm an extremely rare exception to the rule that if someone in your lineage was alcoholic, then so are you if you get too much in you the first couple times) For the 18ers... 1st thing I keep hearing is that you can not only get a job, but you can also go to a strip club. (some strip clubs have a minimum limit of 18 years, but most have 21) I don't personally recommend the S.C., but it's there if you want.

Another reason we might be low on a list of places for aliens to visit is that we sit pretty much smack dab in the middle of the space between galactic arms. There ain't much out here besides us, and inside a galactic arm is probly a lot more appealing areas to go...

Mathieu Orfila publishes his groundbreaking Traité des poisons, formalizing the field of toxicology.

15FPS/17FPS

"Look... IA SAID LOOK DAMNIT!"

Why not? Your neck is just so punchable... I need advice on what I'm supposed to do.

1813 - Mathieu Orfila publishes his groundbreaking Traité des poisons, formalizing the field of toxicology.

Put your elbows on the table just a little over shoulder-length apart, grasp the burger with both hands, take a bite, rotate the burger so you can take another bite from the neighboring location, periodically inspect the edges of the burger for leaks, continue until eaten or until the release of the burger is required. If release is required, always place the burger upside-down, never any other orientation. If you have further questions on the subject, please ask. Why is it so hard for people to learn and follow the rules of the road that make it safer to drive, but always seem to stay 5MPH under the speed limit so they slow down everyone that actually knows how to drive?

7/10 Inaccurate.

Still 6/10. I agree, it doesn't need to rhyme, but the comment just proved my point.

Banned for thinking giving a shit will affect survival rates.

The latter, but only if it comes with the laptop. Nightly numerous minor spider bites, or excessive acne?

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Just about to go to bed... Going to take a shower first. Oh, and BTW... I got Crysis 3 working just fine... Installed the unpatched, then patched, then copied the crack... No issues at all with the game itself. (a few with the trainer, but not the game)

Why is everyone being random in the General thread, and conversing in the random thread? Did I miss the memo for it being opposite week or something?

I did. I don't think Bullseye used a language google translate supports. It's Persian... You guys need to do better if you want to be considered internets savvy... NOW QUIT IT WITH THE CONVERSATIONS IN THE RANDOM THREAD!!!

I personally like the idea that everyone else just isn't technically advanced enough to have FTL drives, and is more than 150 lightyears away... That would be enough of a reason for no other civilization to be able to find us.