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YAY! I get an extra pair!

 

Granted, but it's only for the extremely rich, and you'll never be able to even see the facility.

 

I wish for more keys... Keys everywhere.

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Granted, but it's mostly air with tiny potato chip crumbs.

 

I wish I had the ability to fly naked.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, you are allowed to remove your clothing on an airplane, but only if you are intent on jumping out of said plane without any means of safely landing.

 

I wish that cars were cooler.

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Granted, they are much better for me, but much worse for you.

 

I wish there were 2 more hours in each day.

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You posted that 16 times...

 

Wish granted, you now live in Russia and the tests take you.

 

I wish that I would get a trusted skull on ThePirateBay.

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You posted that 16 times...

 

Fucking hell, really? I'll try to get rid of some.

 

I wish that I would get a trusted skull on ThePirateBay.

 

Granted, you have a skull that gives you nightmares.

 

Wish I didn't have a 16X multi post.

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YAY! Nightmare skull! (I like it when I have nightmares, since they are always very odd)

 

Granted, instead you have a 32x multipost, and got banned for it.

 

I wish people would quit trying to troll me on forums.

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Granted, but it has a razor edge, and was thrown in such a way as to decapitate you.

 

I wish there was less work, and more fun.

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Granted, you get directed to where your homework is physically located, and they whipped any time you took more than 10 seconds to answer each question.

 

I wish I had a stronger version of synesthesia. (seeing sound, hearing light)

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Granted, but it requires an LSD addiction

 

I wish for an LSD hallucination.

 

(note that I'm NOT a junkie. I just want to see an LSD hallucination, not take the drug itself.)

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Granted, you watch The Man Who Fell to Earth 16 times in a row in Spanish. (that's punishment enough)

 

I wish I had more.

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Granted. Your homework is finished, but so are you.

 

I wish I had more more.

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