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Granted,but you can't fly down.

 

I wish I could stop feeling hungry.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, you stop feeling hungry. You stop eating. Not wanting to eat, because you always feel full, even though you're not, you die of starvation.

 

I wish I could travel through time

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Granted, they are so awful that superheros with better powers come after you out of sheer pity.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Granted, but your mind shattered from the knowledge.

 

I wish for an even better thermal adaptability than what I have right now.

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Favorite game: Quake 1.

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Granted,but you feel nothing.No cold and no warmth.

 

I wish my food could talk to me.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, but only you can hear it, and people think you're crazy.

 

 

I wish I had the ability to control the weather

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, but you respawn 10 seconds later

 

I wish I had enough money for a new top notch gaming PC

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Granted but it only lasts a few seconds, before everything goes back to normal, the way it was before the Dragonpocalypse hit.

 

 

I wish a corrupt politician became president forever.

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Granted,but that politician starts a war.

 

I wish I had a comfier bed.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, it's so comfy it sucks you in, absorbs you, and you can never leave.

 

 

I wish no one enters my contest

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Granted, nothing makes you laugh. Ever again.

 

Granted, it's so comfy it sucks you in, absorbs you, and you can never leave.

There was a movie with that premise, I think it was called "Death Bed" or something!

 

I wish people would stop telling me to get a driving licence.

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Granted, but this year all of your loved ones simultaneously get the idea to give you a car for christmas. You now own dozens of cars you can't use!

 

I wish I was the world's greatest didgeridoo player.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Granted,but the didgeridoo gets stuck on your mouth forever.

 

I wish I had a bag of peanuts.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, but your mind's an immature asshole, and turns your facial hair into things like a dick, the Hitler 'Stache, among other things.

 

I wish customers stopped coming in in the fucking morning on Saturdays.

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Granted,but now no customers arrive anymore.

 

I wish I had a turtle shell.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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