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Granted, but you can no longer remember anything for longer than 5 seconds.

 

I wish time was more forgiving.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, it's more forgiving towards everyone but you.

 

I wish Mighty No. 9 actually was great

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Granted, but now everything in the world that wasn't anime is now anime. Conversely everything that was anime is now a painting by Andre Butzer.

 

I wish I could turn into a giant skull-kraken at will.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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It has been granted, but you will be on the locust's kill list.

 

I wish i become a saiyan, summon every good guy in the Dragon Ball Z universe depends on every time frame, and to ban guns and wars forever on Earth.

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Granted, but your actions caught attention of various super-powerful aliens, and now all of them want you and your friends dead. Addendum: there are A HELL OF A LOT of them

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich, but without an actual living turkey, without me turning into a turkey, and no other nasty surprises.

A.K.A. UberCatSR

Favorite game: Quake 1.

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Granted, he dies suddenly and unexpectedly. The guilt and grief drives you an irretrievable descent into madness.

 

I wish I owned an actual flying carpet.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Granted, but it's sentient and refuses to let you fly on it because it can't be owned, man. It's its own carpet and don't need no master!

 

I wish my hands didn't hurt whenever I tried to draw.

The Official Accursed Farms Subtitles Compendium: https://goo.gl/aTBvzj

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Project Manager for Ross's Movie

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Granted, now your hands always hurt

 

I wish I always had enough funds for whatever it was I went to buy.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Sure, but it's all in pennies

 

I wish I was beautiful

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Granted, but a friend of yours kills you because they were jealous of your beauty.

 

I wish Drew Carry hosted Whose Line Is It Anyway? again

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, but now all the 'contestants' are the Kardashians.

 

I wish that a GOOD Legend of Zelda movie was made, rivaling the likes of Lord of the Rings.

The Official Accursed Farms Subtitles Compendium: https://goo.gl/aTBvzj

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Project Manager for Ross's Movie

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Granted, but it unleashes a torrent of Rule 34 art and fanfiction the likes of which this world has never bore witness to. This has a profound and overt influence over all media and on the arts industries that over the course of a hundred years society splits into two distinct cultures. The first being a loosely associated caste of normal humans pejoratively called "tektites", the second being a terrifying abhuman elite that mimic the post-hypersexualized cast of the Zelda movie that tyrannically rule over the tektite classes, engaging in all manner of cannibalistic orgiastic atrocities.

 

I wish I could come up with a new thread for the forums every day.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Granted,but that thread remains the only one left.

 

I wish chocolate computers existed.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, you jump so high up, you burn up in the atmosphere and die. (Shocked a plane didn't get you first.)

 

 

I wish I was in a successful relationship with the woman of my dreams.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, but then you are murdered by a envious fanatic.

 

I wish I could be immune to poisons and poisoning in general.

A.K.A. UberCatSR

Favorite game: Quake 1.

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