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Granted, you are now fictional.

 

I wish things wouldn't happen.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but now nothing happens.

 

I wish I could sleep in the Accursed Farms barn for a night.

I see everything.

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Granted, but you never wake up.

 

I wish my laptop had a GTX 980m instead of a GT 630m.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but a RAM module blows a chip when you next boot up.

 

I wish the world could be more focused on space exploration.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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Granted, but in our haste to the stars we neglect safety protocols.

 

I wish my damn 3d printer stopped jamming.

I see everything.

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Granted,but your 3D printer takes a sentient,robotic form turning into a killing machine.

 

I wish I found unreleased soundtracks.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, but a RAM module blows a chip when you next boot up.

Perfectly fine by me, I have spares. :ugeek:

 

I wish I had Vin Diesel's voice.

Granted, but then Vin Diesel gets mad at you for taking his voice, and goes full Riddick on you.

 

I wish I would be gifted $4 million by some rich old guy in his will, and have it not be contestable by anyone.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but you later find out it was a specific grant that you didn't spend according to the criteria, and now the Bank is comin' fo' yo' ass.

Perfectly fine by me, I have spares.
"Good thing I was a boy-scout. Be prepared!" (extra points for getting the reference ;) )

 

 

I wish job-hunting wasn't so demoralising.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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"Good thing I was a boy-scout. Be prepared!" (extra points for getting the reference ;) )

That's the boy scout motto, but it's totally useless compared to the Civil Air Patrol ground team system of "Don't just be prepared, be prepared for things that could actually happen.".

 

I wish job-hunting wasn't so demoralising.

Granted, it's more demoralising.

 

I wish the previous statement wasn't true.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but it will be when you need it not to be.

 

I wish I could control my movements at maximum speed with the same level as if they were slow.

I see everything.

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Granted, but but nothing else has that control at that speed so you are unable to carry any liquids in any open-mouthed containers without spilling.

 

"Good thing I was a boy-scout. Be prepared!" (extra points for getting the reference ;) )

 

Doom Guy's Mind: Episode 7.

 

OT: I wish people wouldn't feel the need to gun their engines outside my bedroom window like they're at a racetrack...

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Granted, instead they fire various firearms at all hours.

 

I wish theatre tickets were a lot cheaper.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, now all foodstuffs are flavorless.

 

I wish i could travel to a dimension similar to our own where people havent charted all of the known world.

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Granted, but you don't get to explore the uncharted areas.

 

I wish the Futurama tube system was real.

I USED TO DREAM ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR

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Granted, but it never works.

 

I wish gaming wasn't such an expensive hobby.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted, now it's really inexpensive, mainly because there is only one game, and it's total crap. Also, it has the legal right to any form of game, so if you even attempt to make a game of any sort, you're fined millions.

 

I wish life was better.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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