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Granted, but you just borrowed Turtle Hermit Roshi's Shell. Good luck trying to get up when it weighs a ton!

 

I wish Saiyans existed in Earth so i can become one.

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Granted, evil Saiyans exist on Earth, and they conquer and enslave everyone.

 

 

I wish my internet speed was great

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Granted,but now the internet service provider demands a higher pay.

 

I wish I had smaller toes.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted, they're so small, it's made it very difficult for you to walk, you now need crutches.

 

I wish I was a millionaire.

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Granted. It makes your life very boring to the point where you become apathetic with everything.

 

"Gee, I'm throwing away a million dollars. BUT I'M HAPPY!!!"

Anybody get the reference?

 

 

I wish I was very fast on reaction time

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Favorite game: Quake 1.

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Does this answer your question:

 

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Granted, you're so fast on reaction time, you get the military's attention and they experiment on you.

 

I wish Tom and Jerry came back

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Does this answer your question

Yes. Yes it does

 

Granted, but the authors made the cartoon awful to watch, down to the level of half of what CN and Nickelodeon air nowadays

 

I wish good cartoons were more common

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Favorite game: Quake 1.

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Granted, but after a while you become so jaded and cynical that you can't appreciate a good thing even when it's right in front of you.

 

I wish someone would make a Warhammer TV series, but with an emphasis on non-human characters and races.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Granted but it sucks big hairy saggy donkey balls.

 

I wish the TV adaptation of Lemony's Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events didn't suck.

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Granted,but you're the only one in the world who actually likes it.

 

I wish it wasn't so chilly.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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Granted. The sun rapidly expands and draws Earth into its mass.

 

I wish I had a pet guinea pig.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Granted, but now you never have anything interesting to say to them.

 

I wish I was offered the job of my dreams.

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Granted, but it involves you only being able to work at it for 2 hours a week.

 

I wish I could create delicious food with the snap of my fingers.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Granted but the food is the size of an atom.

 

 

I wish I could reach into my wallet for the exact amount of money needed every time.

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Granted, but you every money you take out of your wallet has come from a bank somewhere, so you're technically stealing every time you open your wallet.

 

I wish I could kill people with the power of Metal Guitar Solos

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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Granted,but you die at the end of the movie.

 

I wish I had a quarter for every axe I found.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Granted, but you die within the first 10 minutes of the movie, your performance is so horrible, no on will ever hire you again.

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

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