Introduce Yourself!

[Srake]

I'm not seein' it Axel.

So, Why Were You Banned?, welcome to the forum.

[Axeldeath]

I just have a feeling I'm being trolled by Rainbow Dash in some way.

[Razor235]

The username is...unsettling.

Anyway, welcome to the forums. *suspicious look*

[Koach]

Greetings, good sir. i hope you enjoy your stay.

[Mr Green]

I thought the name would be funny.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hello I'm new!

I don't know really what I'm supposed to do as this is my first forum.

Welcome to the forums! Hope you'll like it here.

[Kirkreng]

Welcome to the Farm.

But remember, I'm keeping my eye on you!

(well, me and Adam Baroody, whoever that may be)

[Lu]

I don't seem to get it. Anyways, welcome to the forums!

[Pinkie Pie]

Indeed. We have made major strides in luring-uh I mean...WELCOMING people to our forums.

 

Major strides...

[Ray]

Hi my name is Ray and...I'm a half life addict. In recovery

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hi my name is Ray and...I'm a half life addict. In recovery

Not for long, there's plenty of fixes here.

[Ray]

I know...I can't escape it

[Koach]

welcome to the forum lad. and ya better wave goodbye to the recovery.

[Ray]

I can't do it man! I need my fix of...half life! I've began quoting Scientists and Rebel lines in real life....

[Kirkreng]

Then your still pretty early into the stages of Half Life addiction. No worries, we'll get you up to professional obsessephysicist in no time.

[Pinkie Pie]

You'll know you're in the final stage of your obsession when you can control it. But it'll always be in the back of your mind...lingering...to the point where eventually you'll say, "You know, I wanna play Half-Life 2 again." Then the cycle repeats. This also happens with the Episode Three obsession, though that's more of a sub-obsession to the overall Half-Life obsesscitis.

[Ray]

But I also have a constant urge to frequently remind Freeman to reload.... and get in peoples way all the time in the worst possible moments.....And that...sometimes...I dream about cheese..

[Alyxx Thorne]

Cheese? That's a bad sign.

[Martin]

Cheese can never be a bad sign.

 

And welcome Ray!

[Kirkreng]

I forgot to welcome you. So by this, Welcome to the Farms, Ray. You SHALL enjoy your stay.