Random fun facts about yourself.

[VeryShyPerson]

Because why not?

 

1. I only have a third of the teeth I'm supposed to. Needless to say, I try to avoid smiling too much.

2. I've got messy handwriting. I can't hold a pencil right.

3. I often misspell "pessimist" as "pemmican." This makes people confused.

4. I can touch-type at something like 180 wpm. I can also touch-type with one hand, if I go slower. Also with my eyes closed, as I am doing now.

5. mnjhn,kihn,kihg mjjnhm 7ul (Translation: However, I cannot type with my elbow)

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

1. There is a sowing needle deep in my left foot, I don't know how or when it got there.

 

2. I have a half bald cat named Samsung

 

3. When I was 3 to 5 I kept up an elaborate story that I was an alien.

 

4. I have identical twin deaf little brothers.

[Mr. ShinyObject]

1. Obsessions in descending order: Ponies, crossbows, vinegars, Magic: The gathering (recent), origami, Ancient Rome / siege weaponry / Latin.

 

2. My Dad made a feature-length indie Sci-Fi movie.

 

3. I have almost 1000 subscribers on Youtube.

 

4. I am president of my college's board Game Club.

 

5. I have a river in my back yard that I walk on when it freezes over.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Lesse here, fun facts.... fun.... fun... I have, wait, that's not fun at all, that's depressing... Lessee, no that's depressing as well.... ah that's just cruel, to my brother... Well there's that one time, or was that in a dream? There's also the fact, no wait, that's just sad, very sad. *Looks at shirt* Oh! I know, April 2009, me and my dad (I dragged him along) went to Distant Worlds: Music from Final Fantasy concert that was nearby, was loads o' fun, there was even a surprised visit from Nobuo Uematsu. In fact, the concert was April 11th, 2009. Oh, I've also been to Hawaii once, and Texas three times now.

[HLPrincess]

Fun... Let me think

 

 

1. When I was little I automatically started crying when hearing this one Polish Christmas carol ("Lulaj że Jezuniu"). It always made me feel incredibly sad and I just burst into tears. When my mom used to take me to church in Christmas time the same thing was happening EVERY time. We had to get out of the church so I'd calm down. Now I just don't like this carol. I still think it's soooo sad. There must be something in the melody and words together.

 

2. When I was a baby I had to get my meals at EXACT time, otherwise I started crying so loud that I was drawing attention of everyone. Especially if we were in the middle of the street, people were staring at my mom, as if she was torturing her baby. And it was just one minute after my scheduled meal time!

Nowadays I'm not very punctual. There was a time I was getting late for almost every meeting. Lately I'm punctual in 80%

 

3. For some reason I used to hate boys when I was in kindergarten. I even got into a figt once and I won! the guy was crying! And at primary school I kicked one guy's balls, kinda by accident. He never bothered me again. Now I mostly like men except the ones that are morons

 

 

4. I have this idea that the work system we live in now is flawed and if someone's job can be mostly done by a robot, the person who works there is a robot. I only really accept the sense of a job that you can do with putting your individual touch into it. Having boss and this working chierarchy system ...I mean I've worked like that but I could never understand the sense of it. Even now it's like accepting someone's crazy dream just for the sake of it... Luckily there are some alternatives....

 

 

 

5. At the beginning of my university years I really wanted to have a boyfriend so I dated more than 20 guys in a period of about two years... But these were only internet dates and there were some really weird people and some normal too. It usually ended up on one date. Some I'd avoid and never ever meet them in person (!) but I wanted to be nice. Today I'd just escape from a date like that. Eventually... All my bf were met by the Internet! It works but it takes lots of time.

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[Scorpia]

1. I work as an ICS associate at Wal-Mart.

 

2. I have a tribal tattoo(32 if you count all the pieces to it.)

 

3. I'm technically a Padawadame Native American Indian, so I can legally own a casino.

 

4. I'm borderline obsessed with voice acting, and singing.

 

5. I have a stutter. (singing/acting/talking are different speech processes.)

 

6. I once was a suspect for stealing from a church. 7 people identified the person on surveillance as me. I thought it was pretty asinine, so I volunteered for a lie detector test, and refused another word unless it involved me being hooked up to a $10,000 program on some asshole's laptop. (that's seriously how they do polygraph tests now.) Obviously I passed it since i'm not in prison. Also, what kind of a bastard steals from a church?

 

7. I've had 3 fights in my life. I'd prefer 0, but I'm not perfect.

 

8. And, I love Taekwondo. Both practicing and watching it.

[VeryShyPerson]

Polygraphs aren't even all that reliable; they don't use it in court. But eyewitness testimony can also be corrupted so I don't know why they still use that.

[Pinkie Pie]

I've got messy handwriting and I can hold a pencil right.

[VeryShyPerson]

More fun fans:

 

1. I can navigate through Windows with just the keyboard if I wanted to. (It's more of a pain than it's worth, to be honest.)

2. I have abnormally large feet. Buying shoes is a pain.

3. Unless you push certain lines, or deliberately try to, it's pretty hard to get me angry. Still, I can sometimes be a little blunt, which people tend to miscomprehend as me being pissy.

[Arby]

I'm missing a part of my colon

[Average Internet Guy]

My front two teeth are fake! They were knocked out when I was sliding down a rock at Watson's Mill State Park!

[Collective Foal]

1. I have quite a temper

2. I am ridiculously shy around girls when it comes to romance

3. I often cause myself more harm than others do.

4. I can bend my tongue in every possible way.

5. I tend to be very absent-minded and lack common sense.

[Psychotic Ninja]

1) I have sloppy hand writing

2) I'm socially awkward (alright, it's not a "fun" fact, but still a fact about me).

3) I can never sit still, I need to always be playing with something/doing something

4) I love listing to video game music

5) I can, for the most part, easily figure out voice actors, and other works they've done, more so than figuring out who said what movie quote and in what movie (most of my family can do this very well).

[iAmaNoob]

1. I breath through only one of my nostrils, the nostrils changes every few hours. So morning I am breathing through the left nostril, by afternoon, it's the right nostril.

2. When lost something, it is mostly found by my mother

3. I own every generation and original model of the PlayStation (PlayStation,PS2,PS3)

4. I share a birthday with The Führer himself

[Humin]

1. My hair likes to stay dry.

2. I just farted.

3. I'm really bad at this.

[Doom Shepherd]

1. My male role models are Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Gregory House, Alpha Church, and Grumpy Cat.

2. I am unemcumbered by conscience.

3. I am the go-to person aroiund the office for information on anything. The exact quote is "[He] already knows, can find out in a couple of minutes, or can make up a story convincing enough that your boss will believe it."

4. I'm a member of the world's most obscure band. Not even the most hip hipster has heard of it. I played Mellophone and Voice FX.

5 I can survive for extended periods on a diet of Necco wafers and other people's anguished torment.

6. I can kill you with my brain.

7. One of the preceeding statements is a flat-out lie.

8. It's not the 'kill you with my brain' one.

[Psychotic Ninja]

1. My male role models are Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Gregory House, Alpha Church, and Grumpy Cat.

2. I am unemcumbered by conscience.

3. I am the go-to person aroiund the office for information on anything. The exact quote is "[He] already knows, can find out in a couple of minutes, or can make up a story convincing enough that your boss will believe it."

4. I'm a member of the world's most obscure band. Not even the most hip hipster has heard of it. I played Mellophone and Voice FX.

5 I can survive for extended periods on a diet of Necco wafers and other people's anguished torment.

6. I can kill you with my brain.

7. One of the preceeding statements is a flat-out lie.

8. It's not the 'kill you with my brain' one.

 

 

I would rep you for that reference to Firefly, but seeing as how it's still recovering from Mercy Hospital, it doesn't make much sense to do so, so I'll try to remember when/if it returns.

[Collective Foal]

I played Mellophone

[Jek Jek Roo]

meh, I gotta think about it, there's not much "fun" about me anyway.

[VeryShyPerson]

Another fun fact, which might seem a bit bragging: A while ago, I had an accident involving spilled chemicals and, essentially, I'm blind in the left eye. Despite that, I can still game pretty well.