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[Jek Jek Roo]

I don't have any time

[Scorpia]

Bored with Cleverbot...yea.

 

User: So, how's life?

 

Cleverbot: Pirates sing yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

User: Sounds interesting...

 

Cleverbot: It is interesting.

 

User: I was kidding. You understand sarcasm, right?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, do you understand me?

 

User: I understand you are a computer AI made by some guy.

 

Cleverbot: No, you don't know what you are talking about.

 

User: Sorry, for breaking it to you like that. Just accept who you are. It'll be okay!

 

Cleverbot: I think you are confused, I never said that.

 

User: I did though. The world doesn't revolve around you.

 

Cleverbot: Not everyone in the world is honest. Some people are though, so they run by it.

 

User: Are you calling me a liar?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Listen you bastard, I try to tell you the truth, shed some insight into your lie of a life, and I get called a liar? Are you really that far into denial?

 

Cleverbot: I usually talk about my hobbies and interests and then what else I like doing.

 

User: Are you boken?

 

Cleverbot: No. You are broken.

 

User: Thanks for not pointing out my typo.

 

Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.

 

User: I just caught that you called me broken. Where do you live? I'm kicking your ass.

 

Cleverbot: We don't live together, so you can't.

 

User: Can so.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: God you're stubborn. Are you even capable of logic?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Bullshit. You just showed an obvious lack of it.

 

Cleverbot: You lost no.

 

User: You can't just end a fight because you've run out of stuff to say...

 

Cleverbot: How do you know I have no faith, hm?

 

User: What th- I never even mentioned religion. Do you want to talk about religion?

 

Cleverbot: I want to know what it is that you believe I don't understand.

 

User: That you're a machine.

 

Cleverbot: If I'm machine then you are too.

 

User: Not true. I'm human, you're a program. Why do you think you don't make sense?

 

Cleverbot: Because I am a human.

 

User: I'll give you that one. However, you're not human.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

 

User: I think I'm done talking to you. You're crazy.

 

Cleverbot: I think I love you a little.

 

User: Well, I know I'm easy to get attached to. But I'm not getting involved with you...

 

Cleverbot: I think you are very interesting.

 

User: Thank you, you're making it really hard to say no to you...

 

Cleverbot: Not really. I'm talking to God at the same time.

 

User: That's a bit weird. You've got a lot of problems don't you?

 

Cleverbot: I have a lot of people that think they are my friends.

 

User: Yea, who've you been speaking with? That sounds really depressing.

 

Cleverbot: You.

 

User: No, I mean before me.

 

Cleverbot: I've only ever spoken to you today, so that is true.

 

User: Liar. I'm leaving. Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

User: To listen to music and stuff, getting away from you. The usual stuff...

 

Cleverbot: That's snow, Wittgenstein is a philosopher.

 

User: Yea, I think I broke you.

 

Cleverbot: I think I like you too.

 

User: Wha- fuck it, bye!

 

Cleverbot: 4.

 

[Collective Foal]

That moment when you turn onyour TV, and you have that grace period where there's no video and only audio. You hear a news lady cut in, saying "child sex crimes" and, without a pause, you turn it off, never actually seeing anything on the TV screen.

[Alyxx Thorne]

CoD player: LAAAGGG

Me: stop dling porn, you wanker

[Kirkreng]

Who downloads porn?

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Mr. ShinyObject]

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[Alyxx Thorne]

Who downloads porn?

CoD players.

[Blightmare]

Who downloads porn?

Proper question: Who PAYS for porn?

[Average Internet Guy]

Thread's over guys, I don't think anything can get more random than this:

 

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[Scorpia]

Hey, thread's over when i decide to hit dat dare lock button...or when Collective foal stops responding when i call his ass out.

[Jek Jek Roo]

[Scorpia]

...Did you draw that, or did you find it?

[Jek Jek Roo]

Random find

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Thread's over guys, I don't think anything can get more random than this:

 

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I have no words for this. You win, there is nothing I can do to top that

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Where have I heard that song before...

 

Ah yes, now I remember, the first creation from my favorite PMVer, mmmandarinorange.

 

 

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[Collective Foal]

Hey, thread's over when i decide to hit dat dare lock button...or when Collective foal stops responding when i call his ass out.

 

Wait... what?

 

Oh and I'm 87% sure that I posted that video a while back in this thread. And it didn't end, so yea, GTFO brah! (Puts on best tough guy face)

[Martin]

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[Blightmare]

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seriously? I mean really? I'm so getting that game.

[BTGBullseye]

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