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I'm imagining the first vortigaunt in that shipping container with the guy in Route Kanal. "There'd better not be anyone in here to jump me! I'll kill 'em all!" *drops* "Oh, it's just a civilian and-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" *begins shooting the vortigaunt over and over again, completely ignoring the man* "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?! AM I IN THE FUCKIN' MATRIX OR SOMETHING? HOW IS THIS NOT HURTING THE ALIEN?! No, no, no! Don't shoot me!" Suit powers up a bit. "....what? What's going on?"

Congratulations again, Ross, for achieving and far-surpassing your goals! Maybe now you can get PORK and beans!

Banned for "Image".

"Purple purple purple purple purple.... It's always GREEN eggs and ham, why not purple eggs?"

The photographer told me that if I posed with a popsicle in my mouth, it would bring me a lot of money. I don't understand it. It's just a popsicle.

Congratulations on meeting and surpassing your goal, Ross! I'm very happy that you're set for a full year! Hope the donations keep rolling in!

He does run out of ammo in Episode 38. 0n5oJ9D86Fo Advance to 5:30 for context.

Banned because she has a cute (human) woman avatar and you can't ban people with cute (human) women avatars.

Ah, crud. I didn't realize it would be against TGWTG policy. Apologies.

Ross should submit this video to TGWTG.

Has an unexpectedly odd "location".

Banned for nigh-on unreadable color.

http://mockingbird.com.mx/blg/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/moth-wallet.jpg

Subtitles for this? You betcha!

Okay, why not? I had some free time while I wait for the day to flip over to Sunday and submit something in my personal life so I figured, instead of sleeping, I'll make this. You're going to take these subtitles and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! (Also, beans are good!) Also, I cannot donate money right now because my wallet is currently sporting a colony of cartoon moths so this is my contribution, as little as it is. help_make_freeman_s_mind_hd_en.srt

It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching _____________ with flashing lights on either side of me. Then I realize: I'm in Hell!

I deadlights captured thee afore you could _______ _________.

Eat me.

That actually wouldn't be so bad. You wake up to a world without games, so you can invent the first game and become a Brazillionaire!

Just pretend they do. That's what I do.

Ah. The _____ of the house. Try some of our product.

I would think that ________ are the one thing you __________ might understand something about.

CALL ME _________, BITCH!

9.5/10 - The LEGO Movie I only docked it 0.5 for the following (part of the ending in the spoiler tag):