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Diesel has far less refinement, and a high sulfur content... Also diesel will not explode if you light it on fire, it has to be under pressure too. Gasoline can dissolve styrofoam to make napalm though. Depression... I have experience with it, and don't mind it. Coal oil or natural gas?

Banned for thinking I could ever be that out of it.

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Come to the dark side, we have cookies... You can't have any, but we still have them.

The clearer it is, the worse it is. You had a white wine, try a dark red next time. Also, make sure it's not a dry wine. (I thoroughly dislike dry wines personally)

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Star Trek Online.

Sounds like normal everyday life there to me.

From what I can tell, you all need editors. (I am an editor for instance) Example: Original; "Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and fucking shine. Not that I wish to imply you've been fucking sleeping on the job, and no motherfucker is more deserving of a rest... And all the goddamn effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your fucking hour has... come again... The right bitch in the wrong place can make all the difference in the fucking world... So wake up, Mister Freeman... Wake up and smell the shitty ashes." Result; "Rise and fucking shine, Mister Freeman, rise and fucking shine. Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the fucking job... No motherfucker is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the goddamn world would have gone to fucking waste until... Well... Let's just say your hour has fucking... Come again... The right motherfucker in the wrong place can make all the difference in the motherfucking world... So wake up, Mister Freeman... Wake up and smell the fucking shit." All said in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson.

Arrrr... Ye be adept with a brush.

If I had a nickle for every time someone said that, I'd've died of nickle poisoning several times by now.

Quit stealing my heritage! I have the slowest metabolism there is... I can still drink you under the table guaranteed.

Don't worry about it. Sometimes it's good to reopen long dead threads with brand new versions.

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Waiting for my new washer/dryer to get installed.

First, what kind of wine? Red, white, dry, sweet, bitter, strong, weak, vinegary, fruity? If you ever get around to it, try the King David brand, either sacramental or concord type... And let it breathe for about 60-120 seconds before you take your first sip. (King David brand is made for churches, so they definitely know the RIGHT way to make wine) At about $8 USD per bottle it isn't that expensive for something that gets shipped from Israel.

Tic Tacs... 99% of gums use aspartame now. Gasoline or diesel?

Banned for not realizing how new you are.

So you probly had close to a third of a bottle of tequila... That ain't bad, but past tipsy it shouldn't get you.

Mr. Squggly

Banned for that being your first ban, and this being your first ban.

Just an FYI, suits for women have been considered normal non-lesbian attire in many areas for nearly a century now... In the past few decades it has become less common to find an area that doesn't consider it normal, than one that does. I tell you what, if someone complains about you wearing a suit, tell them to get their asses out of the 17th century and leave you alone. Yeah, I suggest sleeping on it and rethinking it since you obviously didn't get it quite right. Also, I think I missed part of the intended wording, as I meant only that many identify that way due to societal pressure, not all.

Well my friends tried that, but I always come up with detailed and graphic stories that make their "disgusting" stuff sound like a picnic at church... I even downloaded a few choice parts of 2girls1cup to my phone just to show everyone while we were eating. (and then told them "just think, that chocolate pudding you're eating could've been the same brand they shoved up their asses before eating it")

Oh, and did I mention, I am weird? Very weird indeed.

It's really more of a psychological effect of not quite knowing yourself well enough... It results in many thinking that they must have a certain sexual preference because they have certain other reactions and preferences. You have no idea how many men are afraid to recognize that they prefer women, but still act like a girl. (society has been pushing them to be homosexual if they act feminine) I like women, but I don't like a lot of aspects that are almost always attributed to women... Like gossiping and backstabbing... Many call them "tomboys", but I just call them adult intelligent women. (and society is trying to tell them they're lesbians)