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BTGBullseye

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  1. Trying to find interesting stuff to keep me awake for another 3-5 hours so I can get back to a regular sleep schedule...
  2. Welcome To The Machine - Pink Floyd
  3. DICK!!!!
  4. Only 750 posts for me to catch up to you... Congrats. "Only" yes. Used to be in the 1500 range... I'm gaining.
  5. Wow, 2 on the same forum... First beefman62, now billyludwick. Nobody on the internet can take an obvious joke.
  6. I'm located in the midwest, but I get better pings to the UK than I get to the west coast.
  7. OK!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO CAPITALIZE TOO!!!!!!!
  8. Banned for not playing a game while posting, while eating, while listening to music, while reading a book, while dealing with 2 young nephews.
  9. - Quit doing that... You're scaring the children. *takes away Figunaye's toy ray guns for a bit*
  10. Who needs CAPS LOCK when you have weaponized sex?
  11. Steve walks up behind Eddie, and does a non-lethal takedown from Deus Ex: Human Revolution. (Steve is a fan of the game, and has it on preorder) After that, he sneaks up behind Dimitri and does the same. Net result, two non-lethal takedowns at 50XP each, Steve levels up and takes the noodles.
  12. Did you know that it's easier to get a job after a felony conviction than it is to get a job if you have effectively no work history at age 21+?
  13. Of course he does, he knows everything. I already told you, I vote to kill everyone but me, so start killing already!
  14. Bad Idea: Not using punctuation marks, as Flyingamerboy does.
  15. Can we please stop talking about how Flyingamerboy doesn't know how to use punctuation?
  16. Nothing different than I am now. If every song forced everyone within earshot to feel the emotion contained in the song...
  17. Unfortunately you don't seem to know how to use punctuation.
  18. 18th pic when I searched for "interesting"...
  19. Damn stuff just makes me dizzy. I start gasping too since I feel like I can't breathe. Novocaine is worse though... Pain from the injection, then it numbs everything but my teeth and gums. All my nerves are in the wrong places.
  20. I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat", When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery— In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy— You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
  21. Nothing important, as usual.
  22. Cool, thanks. Only ones I'm downloading though are Steel Storm (used to have a 2d one just like it, love the genere), Revenge Of The Titans, and Hammerfight. (looks like a mod of the game Rubber Ninjas, only better)
  23. Only 750 posts for me to catch up to you... Congrats.
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