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[BTGBullseye]

[Blightmare]

I believe it to be no coincidence that "memory" and "mammary" are so close in pronunciation.

[Binky The Rabbit]

Fuck you! I'm off to Dingwall!

[Psychotic Ninja]

[Jeb_CC]

I get all cold and Bitchy when I talk to my ex and he's like; "Why the negativity? What happened to the sweet girl I know?" Bitch, you don't deserve my sweetness. X3 Mwahaha! Suck it.

 

@PsychoticNinja: "He's/She's cute!" XP There we go. That works.

[Zaraki]

[BTGBullseye]

Cars need love too...

[Psychotic Ninja]

 

 

 

[Binky The Rabbit]

" "He" restarted the forum, but there is no one actively working to make it a home anymore. It is merely a repository of history, probably not exactly curated. People still sign up (I still get notifications), but it is not an active world anymore. "

[Blightmare]

Oh look, more internet drama. And look! There's keemstar, pretending this is news. That's adorable.

 

Whelp. Time to go read a book.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Ooooh, internet drama, my favorite. Quick, pass the popcorn and the link.

[Seattleite]

Oh look, more internet drama. And look! There's keemstar, pretending this is news. That's adorable.

 

Whelp. Time to go read a book.

 

Huh. Didn't I say this a while back?

 

HEY LOOK, MORE YOUTUBE DRAMA. AND LOOK! THERE'S KEEMSTAR, STARTING ALL THIS SHIT AND STIRRING THE FUCKING POT.

 

Oh, right, about the Finebros thing. Huh, what's the common factor here, I wonder? Is it... Keemstar, grabbing a nothing story and turning it into a major scandal through sheer bullshittery? Hmmm...

[Jeb_CC]

http://i.imgur.com/ytWL0nZ.jpg

Australian version of Cards Against Humanity.

[Blightmare]

"Dark Souls is a serious game for serious players"

 

 

 

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Please allow me to adjust my pants.

So I may dance the good time dance.

And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

[Seattleite]

So, anybody know any good George Bush jokes? I haven't heard one of those in years. I know a few.

 

"What'd George Bush go to the doctor for?"

"Electile dysfunction and premature congratulation."

 

"What's George Bush's fitness program?"

"$3 gas."

 

"Why'd Bush's inauguration cost $40 billion?"

"His daughters demanded an open bar."

 

"Why's Laura always on top?"

"Because Bush can only fuck up."

 

"What's the difference between George Bush and the average American?"

"The average American can't find Iraq, George can't find a way out."

 

"What's the difference between Bush and Clinton?"

"Bush can't control his generals, Clinton can't control his privates."

 

Ooh, that's another good one. Anybody got some Bill Clinton jokes? I only have one. (Not counting the above one.)

 

"What does Bill say to Hillary before sex?"

"Alright Honey, see you in an hour."

 

Actually, I have one more:

 

"How many interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Nobody knows, they're too busy screwing the president."

 

I mean, come on, eight years of completely unfunny Obama jokes, we deserve this.

 

EDIT:

Actually, I remembered another one.

 

"What's Bill's worst nightmare?"

"An intern with braces."

 

Oh, I thought one up, how's this?

 

"How's Bill Clinton like a Timex?"

"He takes a licking and keeps on ticking."

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wrangler jumping sure can be funny sometimes.

[BTGBullseye]

I'm bored and stressed. So why am I posting this in the random thread?

[Seattleite]

So. What killed Achilles? Surprisingly, it took a combination of five factors to kill this man.

 

An arrow, obviously, but that didn't do it.

The arrow was also poisoned, for the record, guess what also didn't do it.

He was also climbing the walls of Troy at the time and had a hell of a tumble down them, but that didn't do it.

His ankle got infected too, which killed him. But it really shouldn't have... Except he was too macho to let his wound be treated.

That means what really killed Achilles was... Stupidity.

 

Boy, the more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

[BTGBullseye]

I need more Star Trek.