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2193 - The Black Holes decide they dislike their racist name, and insist on being called African-American Holes. They hold the sun hostage until people cease calling them Black Holes.

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Ignore them... They won't be able to hurt me or my family. If the pinnacle of 'cool' and 'badass' was to say "Castrate me!!!"?

I'll take winter any day. "Die... a Lot!" or "Beer!!!"? (both songs by Psychostick)

Grayscale.

BALLS!!!

Psychosick A non-funny version of Psychostick.

You know what a funny word is? BALLS!!! No, no... Think about it... BALLS!!!

Fixing my brother's computer, and installing a comic creator program for him.

This just in... Elmo tickled to death. Story at 11.

That's the best you can do for a battle cry? At least mine causes tremors...

Well, I'm pretty good at fixing gifs, but due to content, I am not going to be able to help with fixing this one.

New.

Poor quality for exorbitant prices. (there are some exceptions, one of which I'm Beta testing now, it's called Resonic) If you had to shove angry rabid woodchucks into your pants, would you have been smart enough to take the pants off first?

StarRaft 2 A sequel to the award winning StarRaft, you are stranded on a backwater planet (again) and must construct an interstellar 'life raft' to jump from planet to planet until you reach you homeworld. On the way you must avoid the pirates that stranded you, (the same ones that stranded you in the first game) repair and upgrade your ship, talk to trees, and occasionally steal a subspace radio from luxury yachts so you can find out who won the superbowl.

2189 - The time travelers from 2188 realize that their time travel is the exact same as the kind of time travel everyone else always does all the time.

'twas Nagisa actually, but I digress. 'twas both... You weren't in on the PMs we all got.

Your avatar's tail glitches. It ain't just the tail. It's missing almost 3 frames, and pausing instead.

Guardians of the Galaxy 9.2/10 They better make a sequel... With pizza...

I can provide the firearms... Who gets the .22 long-barrel bolt action, and who gets the 20-gauge single shot? I'm keeping my own .40 semi-auto pistol in case it's a draw.

Preparing to eat. (just finished showering after changing a tire on my Dad's car)

Not bad...