BTGBullseye

>YFW All ponies in all forms, and all media ever related to them, ceases to exist anywhere.

"Hmmm..."

Fun person to talk to on Steam, and had a good competition going for #1 poster here on the forums.

Granted, you are now a quadriplegic dragon with seizures and malformed wings. I wish people would quit thinking that I have an ego that makes Duke Nukem look like the stereotypical confidence-challenged high-school geek.

Ever seen a spider on Acid? You on a good day.

4/10 At least it tells us who you are.

0/10

Banned because I'm unbanned!!! Muahahahahahaahahahaha!!!

9/10 Only a little cleavage...

"Yippiekiyay motherpantser!" I know, I did it wrong...

1436 - Alexandru I Aldea is replaced as ruler of Wallachia by Vlad II Dracul.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2536/3739013167_c03b7660d3.jpg

The Tan Trashcan.

Lewd.

Glad to be back, and glad to still be insane.

Oh lawd mah sides. Well, when it's the only laptop you've got, and it beats out all other laptops in a 2500m radius... It can run Skyrim at an average of 20FPS on max settings though.

I'm 25 as of 7 days ago...

I turned 25 on the 10th... I am now old enough to rent a car legally.

Well, it seems that most of this forum is quite mild mannered by internet standards. When I was a kid, my parents would spank me if I swore in any way, so I got used to cursing people without using profanity. Red Dwarf & Monty Python have broadened my non-profane cursing repertoire significantly. Smeg. (oddly enough, NOT an actual swear word, despite it's definition)

I'm baaaaaaack... Muahahahaahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

My most recent one... Can anyone guess where I got it?

124. When you check back daily to see if you got unbanned. (I did)

Half-life Source, not Half-life 1. It's running on the Source engine, so everything looks better.

Toilet Paper. Or at least running water for a bidet. Shit Crusted anus is not a future worth having. You can make decent running water supplies if you have a good supply of wind or a decently flowing stream. Also, heated water wouldn't be too difficult either. (just a nice wood or coal heater would do) I can even have a fully operational modern bathroom within 6 months, provided I have a decent location. Computers wouldn't be what you'd miss most... It'd be the lack of firearms. (most nerds couldn't fire a bow straight to save their lives)