BTGBullseye

If I had a nickle for every time someone said that, I'd've died of nickle poisoning several times by now.

Quit stealing my heritage! I have the slowest metabolism there is... I can still drink you under the table guaranteed.

Don't worry about it. Sometimes it's good to reopen long dead threads with brand new versions.

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Waiting for my new washer/dryer to get installed.

First, what kind of wine? Red, white, dry, sweet, bitter, strong, weak, vinegary, fruity? If you ever get around to it, try the King David brand, either sacramental or concord type... And let it breathe for about 60-120 seconds before you take your first sip. (King David brand is made for churches, so they definitely know the RIGHT way to make wine) At about $8 USD per bottle it isn't that expensive for something that gets shipped from Israel.

Tic Tacs... 99% of gums use aspartame now. Gasoline or diesel?

Banned for not realizing how new you are.

So you probly had close to a third of a bottle of tequila... That ain't bad, but past tipsy it shouldn't get you.

Mr. Squggly

Banned for that being your first ban, and this being your first ban.

Just an FYI, suits for women have been considered normal non-lesbian attire in many areas for nearly a century now... In the past few decades it has become less common to find an area that doesn't consider it normal, than one that does. I tell you what, if someone complains about you wearing a suit, tell them to get their asses out of the 17th century and leave you alone. Yeah, I suggest sleeping on it and rethinking it since you obviously didn't get it quite right. Also, I think I missed part of the intended wording, as I meant only that many identify that way due to societal pressure, not all.

Well my friends tried that, but I always come up with detailed and graphic stories that make their "disgusting" stuff sound like a picnic at church... I even downloaded a few choice parts of 2girls1cup to my phone just to show everyone while we were eating. (and then told them "just think, that chocolate pudding you're eating could've been the same brand they shoved up their asses before eating it")

Oh, and did I mention, I am weird? Very weird indeed.

It's really more of a psychological effect of not quite knowing yourself well enough... It results in many thinking that they must have a certain sexual preference because they have certain other reactions and preferences. You have no idea how many men are afraid to recognize that they prefer women, but still act like a girl. (society has been pushing them to be homosexual if they act feminine) I like women, but I don't like a lot of aspects that are almost always attributed to women... Like gossiping and backstabbing... Many call them "tomboys", but I just call them adult intelligent women. (and society is trying to tell them they're lesbians)

Not parakeets... A few gerbils here and there though. I'm some sort of alien hybrid personally.

Been there, done that... Still have loads of friends stuck there... YAY, I get to visit my friends more often!!! Granted. All vehicles you enter have their tires violently ripped off of them.

Banned for hypocrisy.

I tend to think that the people here are really trying to avoid what they are, or running to the "sexless" label because they just haven't found the right person yet. Even though I am a man's man, I still do certain things that some consider feminine, and even though I am always heavily attracted to the physical appearance of females, I only really care about the personality. (it doesn't really matter about appearance, only who you are matters to me) Also, I would never even consider going out on a date with someone unless I was already friends with them, and was sure that the date wouldn't negatively affect the friendship.

Keyboard keys being hit, and computer and central AC fans running.

Welcome! And don't mind the atheists that seem to think they run the Serious Topic section, some of them just don't know how to coexist without alienating others. (there are some that are nice though)

Unless you're female, you're requesting to be assfucked every time you 'twerk'.

Extended sleep.

X-Men: Days of Future Past 7.5/10 (I couldn't find decent subs for only the non-English parts)