BTGBullseye

Boobs. (sorry, had to be said at some point)

So, in today's news... A Florida female human (I wouldn't call her a woman at this point) paid $20,000 to get a third breast. Her reasons: 1. to make her unattractive to men (what person with 2 brain cells would ever come to his conclusion?) 2. to get a reality TV show on MTV (who hasn't even replied to her desperate pleas for recognition) The overall result: 1. 50 men die from excessive masturbation to the idea 2. 5000 people die from facepalming too hard at her first reason

The Prestige - 9.2/10 I recommend seeing it at least once. Bear in mind though that they do use flashbackception. (flashback inside a flashback)

Eating pizza that is cold in the middle, and hot at the edges.

Carp.

Do I need to repost the entire discussion for you? You have a funny definition of trolling.

Not all, just his top 20.

Wut?

Banned for thinking that I said that you had said it, when I clearly said that you thought it.

Disappear and let the law figure out their mistake. If pizza was the only food anywhere?

Granted, you watch The Man Who Fell to Earth 16 times in a row in Spanish. (that's punishment enough) I wish I had more.

Yes. Remember when I didn't have any money at all?

Yes I have had it, it's designed for mixed drinks though as it will quite literally burn your insides if you don't mix it to at least 2/3 strength.

Jimmy Dean's sausages... If taken in context of the last two posts, it would be disturbing to most.

Idiocracy - 7/10 Stranded - 2.3/10 I recommend watching Idiocracy once, and ignoring Stranded at least every time you consider it. Stranded = poorly written attempt at a gross-out thriller b-movie. It's only redeeming quality was that 3 out of 4 of it's main actors were actually good actors in horrible roles. (Christian Slater, Michael Therriault, and Amy Matysio)

Yes, but not sexually. I want as many friends as I possibly can, and crave female companionship at any relationship level. And I can make anyone believe that I am or am not attracted in any way to them. (whether I am or not)

Eating pizza.

I just got pulled aside today at work and was told that I did a good job handling an asshole that wanted a free upgrade from a mid-grade modem to a top of the line modem/router... I told him no, and when he wanted to just pay the difference between the products, I told him no again 3 more times.

Denying that there was an origin to the discussion does not negate the entire discussion. Why? You fit the exact same opinions and behaviors that I see from them. You promise?

I have already talked to many self-proclaimed "liberals", and they all do the exact same thing when it comes to political opinions. If you revert to the argument of "provide proof since I don't agree" you're just confirming my statement yet again. If you have no evidence contradicting my conclusion, please state that, quit trying to disprove by lack of evidence.

Have him wake at the end of the teleportation maze... The TM is just boring.

WASHINGTON—In a significant discovery that sheds new light on the region’s history, archaeologists excavating a site on Capitol Hill reportedly unearthed evidence this week suggesting that humans once passed laws there. The team of researchers from the University of Maryland confirmed that it collected a wealth of writing implements and ancient documents, which appeared to indicate that, in earlier ages, approximately 500 humans assembled at a centralized location and worked as a group, with the apparent goal of creating a system of rules designed to govern behavior.

That was last week... Of course I remember that. Remember when people weren't frightened and repulsed by someone carrying a firearm?

Granted, you get directed to where your homework is physically located, and they whipped any time you took more than 10 seconds to answer each question. I wish I had a stronger version of synesthesia. (seeing sound, hearing light)