BTGBullseye

P.D.Q. Bach (Peter Schickele) - "New horizons in music appreciation":

Granted. On your finals you get a perfect score, and everyone else fails miserably. You then die, and everyone shows up at your funeral just to spite you. (you just said popular, there is such a thing as being popular in a bad way) I wish the rest of the world would get better.

Wonder how he could fit inside a laptop. If your computer suddenly had only as much processing power as a calculator...

Fav. color! [_] Red = loud [_] Green = stupid [X] None = freaky beast [_] Orange = gorgeous [_] Yellow = innocent [_] Purple = a little too happy [_] Black = emo [_] Brown = funny [_] Gray = skanky [_] Pink = preppy [_] Blue = sweaty [_] White = sexy [_] Other = hot What kind of bottom half are you wearing? [_] Shorts = cutie [_] Skirt/skort = skank [_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual [_] Skinny jeans = scene kid [_] Ripped jeans = emo [_] Cammo = cage fighter [_] Jeans = prep [_] Cargo = clown [_] Sweats = athlete [_] Boxers = brat [_] Booty shorts = female [_] Capris = Gangster [_] Nothing = hoe [_] Dickies = weirdo [_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl [X] Other = sex addict What is your natural hair color? [_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with [_] Blonde = with a broken heart [_] Black = with a sexy smile [_] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [_] Red = that likes to have fun [_] Brown = who loves to be different [X] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes [_] Bald = with herpes [_] Other = with a nice ass Pick the month you were born on: [_] 1 = who ate [_] 2 = who needed [_] 3 = who killed [_] 4 = who shot [X] 5 = who killed [_] 6 = who smoked with [_] 7 = who farted on [_] 8 = who ran shirtless with [_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by [_] 10 = who cuddled with [_] 11 = who slept with [_] 12 = who ran naked with Pick the day you were born on: [_] 01 = a french fry [_] 02 = a dog [_] 03 = a shoe [_] 04 = a toothbrush [_] 05 = Santa Claus [_] 06 = The Trojan man [_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur [_] 08 = a prostitute [_] 09 = a porn star [X] 10 = a bag of weed [_] 11 = a lover [_] 12 = a glass of milk [_] 13 = a horse [_] 14 = a lesbian [_] 15 = Michael Jackson [_] 16 = a pickle [_] 17 = a jew [_] 18 = a condom [_] 19 = an orange [_] 20 = a dildo [_] 21 = a homeless guy [_] 22 = a whore [_] 23 = my crush [_] 24 = an easter egg [_] 25 = a jar of honey [_] 26 = a homo [_] 27 = a bowl of cereal [_] 28 = the kool-aid man [_] 29 = a stripper [_] 30 = Paris Hilton [_] 31 = YOUR MOM Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing [X] White = because I love marijuana [_] Black = because im sexy as hell [_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to [_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs [_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous [_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life [_] Purple = because I'm gay [_] Gray = because I got dared [_] Other = because that's how I roll [_] Green = because I'm good in bed [_] Orange = because I smoke crack [_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose [_] Brown = because I had to Apparently I am now a freaky beast sex addict with sexy eyes who killed a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Interesting...

Yes? Please? P.D.Q. Bach or other classical music?

Who needs a nymphomaniac GF when you've got a nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriend?

- Well, you know how the house looks like a giant pirate ship now? Yeah, I'm doing the same thing to Srake...

Granted. You are able to perform such a feat, but every gun that you fire has an explosive breach failure. I wish I could do stuff better than I already can.

Did you know that Windows Update crashes a Source dedicated server?

Preparing to slaughter everyone who ever thought that they should make updates for Windows crash my dedicated server. This includes preparing for the court case afterwards... I could probly pull off an insanity plea if I tried to eat my own left hand right?

STEAM + WINDOWS UPDATE SUCKS!!! It crashed my damn dedicated server. I'm going to go kill them now. Anyone else up for a little insanity plea for a mass murdering charge?

Because it costs like 1/10,000,000th to upgrade than it does to start a new one from scratch. But yes, I do agree that the UT3 based games all feel the same.

Seems funny to me...

It did.

- I was going to, but someone shoved me over to the control console. *glares at Srake*

Hypnotic...

I won't kick you from mine... I've actually been in it a few times. Looks good A bit empty though , I ran into Alphabetagamma yesterday, but no one else. Next time you're on, and I'm not offline, invite me... I'll invite anyone else I can.

Yes there's a problem... I don't have them yet.

I got all of them from the download page until they stopped getting put there. (episodes 1-33, including 10.5) That might be why. No problem.

- No it didn't... I'm just doing some cool stuff with the drive systems I was forced to mess with.

...like, SOLID! Use a philips screwdriver to remove earwax from your ears...

Granted, but it sucks so much that you never want another to be made. I wish that I was able to download and play DXHR right now.

Banned for not knowing nearly enough about 'tech stuff'...

Now, I got to sit next to the refueler in a KC-135... Just like in this pic...