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@Jeb: I'm like that about deep water in general. If I can't see the bottom or light can't reach down there, even thinking about it can mess up my breathing.

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Well,i,m not much of a swimmer.I prefer being in the shore myself.

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Probably the only person in my circle that doesn't have the so called trypophobia.

Actually Yngwie of Haus Malmsteen, feefty eenches of pure Svwedish beef.

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@SelfSurprise: My grandmother has that kind of shit just lying around in the house. XD Creeps the fuck out of me.

My mother has a glass cupboard full of dolls, all from various places and times in her life, some more or less realistic. I wouldn't dream of bemoaning her hobbies or saying anything negative about them because she loves baby-related stuff, but it reminds me of those scientific wunderkabinetts you see full of deformed infants preserved in formaldehyde, the kind with hideous physical abnormalities like hydrocephaly, anencephalia, cyclopean facial development, etc.

 

Probably the only person in my circle that doesn't have the so called trypophobia.

Whilst I'm risking accusations of hypocrisy due to my previously cited aversion to puppets (it isn't really a fear, more of a dislike) I get the vibe from trypophobia that it's the hip new "phobia" that every Tumblr user has to have so they can shout at people for posting Saccstry's lovely artwork everywhere. Does anybody remember back when coulrophobia was the trendy must-have source of abject terror?

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

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Sharks. Especially in video games. Every time I'm playing KOTOR, and I'm underwater, I'm basically spamming the Sonic Emitter to kill any/all Firaxan sharks. I also learned about the Megalodon. I should not have learned about the Megalodon.

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Ditto. Sharks and Alligators are the only things I'm really afraid of.

If there's a shark or an alligator in a movie, you can be certain someone's gonna get an arm or leg bitten off, and to me that would just be one of the worst ways to die.

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Is there something called a documentation phobia?

 

I am really aversive to handwriting on documents like school or job applications, contracts or bills. I feel like a single mistake can cause a massive error in the bureaucratic system and cause me to end up in legal trouble.

Actually Yngwie of Haus Malmsteen, feefty eenches of pure Svwedish beef.

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Is there something called a documentation phobia?

 

I am really aversive to handwriting on documents like school or job applications, contracts or bills. I feel like a single mistake can cause a massive error in the bureaucratic system and cause me to end up in legal trouble.

The internet asserts that "Formophobe" is the popular term for someone who is afraid of filling forms. The legitimate fear of writing is graphophobia, and the fear of writing in public is often distinguished as scriptophobia, both characterised being triggered by a specific set of circumstances or contextual actions.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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I have a fear of heights, and its ironic on how I am 6'2

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I have a fear of heights, and its ironic on how I am 6'2

Just don't get a piggyback from your clone and you should be fine.

 

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When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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I have a fear of heights, and its ironic on how I am 6'2

Just don't get a piggyback from your clone and you should be fine.

 

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if I had a clone he would be the one doing my job, and id be doing some kinky shit

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

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"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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I have a fear of heights, and its ironic on how I am 6'2

Just don't get a piggyback from your clone and you should be fine.

 

:3

if I had a clone he would be the one doing my job, and id be doing some kinky shit

Kinky shit involving heights?

 

:3

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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I have a fear of heights, and its ironic on how I am 6'2

Just don't get a piggyback from your clone and you should be fine.

 

:3

if I had a clone he would be the one doing my job, and id be doing some kinky shit

Kinky shit involving heights?

 

:3

no Nothing like that....just kinky stuff in the bedroom without stirrups LOL! OT: Sylvester Stallone actually got over his fear for heights via doing Cliffhanger and for claustrophobia he did Daylight

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"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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OT: Sylvester Stallone actually got over his fear for heights via doing Cliffhanger and for claustrophobia he did Daylight

Reading that makes me wonder if that was his primary reason for acting at all, to conquer various fears.

 

Rocky = Fear of being punched in the face?

Rambo = Jungles?/The Viet Cong?

Judge Dredd = Poor film adaptations?

Demolition Man = Wesley Snipes hair?

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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OT: Sylvester Stallone actually got over his fear for heights via doing Cliffhanger and for claustrophobia he did Daylight

Reading that makes me wonder if that was his primary reason for acting at all, to conquer various fears.

 

Rocky = Fear of being punched in the face?

Rambo = Jungles?/The Viet Cong?

Judge Dredd = Poor film adaptations?

Demolition Man = Wesley Snipes hair?

Doubtful, hell Stallone did do a softcore porno and thats where he got his nickname of the italian stallion for Rocky and he held onto that script and ohh yeah look at him now, he is a legend, and OT: my fear of heights is quite a bit of trouble for me when it comes to really long escalators going up or down......When you were young and your heart was an open book you used to say live and let live, but if this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry (The rest of that song) is what plays in my head going down or up long escalators in subway tunnels or just long ones going up a long distance in height when it isnt necessary

“Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator”

“Caution Laser Caution Laser Caution Laser”

“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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Various nameless and dubious phobias I may or may not have.

 

Tinybreakroomfullofagencystaffophobia

Inactivethreadaphobia

Disappointingtikkamasalaphobia

Kelvinmckenziephobia

Buyinganalbumbasedonthecoolartworkaloneonlytodiscoveritskindofaletdownyouwouldthinkidknowbetterbynowphobia

Beingbittenbyaweregoataphilia

 

Wut?

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Being in areas where there is a large amount of space behind me. If there are people back there, like for example a grocery store, I'm not really bothered, since hey, it's occupied space. However, if I'm in my room at night and have my back facing the door, yeah, I'm a little bit on edge.

This random YouTuber is getting laid with random hot dudes, and is basically the worst person in existence. Why? Just watch the free video.

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