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[Scorpia]

PUDDING!

[Martin]

OHSHIT

[Scorpia]

have you ever tried pudding? it's really good.

[Eyanugif]

Oh, 10,000 posts. That's pretty cool.

[Martin]

have you ever tried pudding? it's really good.

I haven't. :/

Oh, 10,000 posts. That's pretty cool.

Oh how we love spam.

[Scorpia]

A car, a man, a maraca.

 

A Toyota’s a Toyota.

 

Are we not drawn onward to new era?

 

What do these phrases have in common? guess right, you get a rep point. please play fair, and don't google anything.

[Epsilon]

They're all palindromes.

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Scorpia]

Congrats sir. you win!

[Aldibar]

Like palindromes?

 

Nej4xJe4Tdg

 

Does my beard intimidate you?

[Scorpia]

Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like shit?

 

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that it was small and boring. So, I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. He wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like shit?

 

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that it was small and boring. So, I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. He wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

[Aldibar]

Dammit I’m mad.

Evil is a deed as I live.

God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.

I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.

Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

In my halo of a mired rum tin.

I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

Be still if I fill its ebb.

Ew, a spider… eh?

We sleep. Oh no!

Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

Both, one… my names are in it.

Murder? I’m a fool.

A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

A Goddam level I lived at.

On mail let it in. I’m it.

Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.

Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”

Evil is a deed as I live.

Dammit I’m mad.

[Scorpia]

I think i have the only bathroom in existence that doesn't have tile floors, but carpet. What the fuck were these people thinking?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

I think i have the only bathroom in existence that doesn't have tile floors, but carpet. What the fuck were these people thinking?

That is a house of trolls

[Chuckthe2nd]

I think i have the only bathroom in existence that doesn't have tile floors, but carpet.

WE ARE LIKE NEXT OF KIN

[Scorpia]

So, does that mean one of us is dead? because that term only comes up when affairs are being discussed. plus burying you would be sad, and i don't think i could take not haunting you after i'm gone. i just can't do it.

 

Is that muthafuckin' white horse with diamonds on it's ass staring at me?

[Twilight Sparkle]

I think i have the only bathroom in existence that doesn't have tile floors, but carpet. What the fuck were these people thinking?

 

Dafuq is wrong with you? Carpeted bathrooms are awesome (assuming you can aim).

[Arby]

why the hell is Picus News a TV station if it only shows an unmoving picture of the person talking and a text scroll? Just bugs me.

[Pinkie Pie]

Is that muthafuckin' white horse with diamonds on it's ass staring at me?

Have you gotten lost in her eyes, yet?

[Bravetriforcer]

why the hell is Picus News a TV station if it only shows an unmoving picture of the person talking and a text scroll? Just bugs me.

 

Because no one gives a fuck in the future. They're too busy dealing with the universal social issues to notice.